April 2007
15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone... →
Toygers: They’re Grrrrrrr-eh, They’re Fine →
Cat Kills Vet - Gawker →
Bill Clinton, Pancake Pirates Do Rachael Ray -... →
“In heaven all the interesting people are missing.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
What's all this I hear about going "carbon... →
Pretty cool idea.
As part of a promotion for the upcoming Evan Almighty, Universal Pictures teaming with the Conservation Fund to launch getonboardnow.org, an online destination where visitors can donate $5 to plant a virtual tree in the Almighty Forest, with all funds going towards the planting of real trees around the globe. Sweetening the deal, those who plant a virtual tree by June 22 will have their names...
Stop double spacing! →
Hot Slut of the Day! | Dlisted →
HeroMachine 2.0 on UGO - The Ultimate Fantasy... →
So, basically, I'm screwed.
Me: I've been going to the gym at least 3 times a week and I've been pretty good about eating well. I don't understand why I can't lose weight.
My doctor: Well, you're, what we'd call "vertically challenged."
Me: I know, I'm pretty short.
My doctor: So it probably only takes, say 1500-1800 calories to maintain your weight.
Me: Mm-hmm.
My doctor: And you need to cut-
Me: 3500 calories to lose one pound.
My doctor: That's right!
Me: So, basically, it's not going to be very easy.
My doctor: No, it's not.
Separated At Birth →
Hot Slut of the Day! | Dlisted →
Ooh, girly drinks now deemed healthy! OMG, this... →
It disturbs me when I find out a musician or actor... →
Becoming Dita | Dlisted →
Laugh 'n' sniff with My Name Is Earl - TV Squad →
Bourdain Body-Slams the Food Network Awards - Grub... →
Alec Baldwin is Father of the Year! | Dlisted →
Eisner nominations are here - Pop Candy -... →
It amazes me that conservatives care so much about... →
When I Die, I'm Going To Haunt The Fuck Out Of You... →
The Winnah(s)! →
Zach Braff and Jason Bateman together in a stupid... →
Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » SAVE KNUT: Knit... →
Oh, snap! →
Will Ferrell movie generator →
“I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start...”
– Ellen DeGeneres
Download your own Dunder Mifflin letterhead! →
Old hipsters vs. Emo kids - classic hilarity!
You have to start at the bottom, but these are actual comments from Rolling Stone’s blog. They had a post about the bands playing Lollapalooza this year, and this section made me laugh out loud. P.S. Pearl Jam is headlining and I am seriously upset that I’m not going.
Stuporfly | 4/12/2007, 12:38 am EST “Why doesn’t Lollapalooza try and stay relevant and have bands like My Chemical...
Kurt Vonnegut, Novelist Who Caught the Imagination... →
A cool little interview with current "Wonder... →
A pardon for Jim Morrsion? →
I had a feeling Howard would have a field day. →
Sad. →
Our long national nightmare is over. →