kittykitty bangbang

kittykitty bangbang

This is the stuff I enjoy.

Like Josh Homme or British TV? I also admin Spiders and Vinegaroons and Bloody Good Shows

I’MMA WRITE MY OWN DAMN TUMBLR SURVEY. (Reblog! Like, if you want to and stuff.)

Reason for tumblr name: Liked the play on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

First thing you’d do if you switched genders/sexes for a day: Either jerk off or go out and oppress some ladies.

Emotional age: I have always been 50.

Population size, landscape, and amenities of dream city: Tumblrville, population awesome. With teleporters and hoverboards.

Tumblrs to whom you could swear you’re related: Maybe not related, but there are a few Tumblrs with whom I wish I could be besties.

Parent you would eat first if stranded in the Andes: My own parents or someone else’s?

Dream superpower - flight or invisibility: Invisibility. And then I’d fly because no one would see me steal their plane.

Cake or pie: Cake. But I wouldn’t kick a pie out of bed.

Drugs?: I have dabbled on occasion but it’s been a while.

Person (living, dead, fictional, whatever) for whom you would change your sexual orientation, if only for the one-night stand: Brody Dalle. Any time, any place.

Eat a  fetus  baby  toddler  seven-year-old, or release a (very definitely guilty) death row inmate: Release the inmate, then hunt him down and eat him.

Hipster tattoo, if forced to chose - finger mustache or highly visible Carl Sagan quote in multicolored Helvetica: Sagan.

Reality tv show on which you would star/compete:“Who Wants to Be Liz Lemon?”

Dream spot in which to have sex [please don’t say “vagina”] - church, Oval Office, classroom, space shuttle, whatever: On a mound of $100 bills. Newly printed, not covered in coke and blood and dirt and semen like money in circulation.

Grossest food you’ve ever eaten: A cake that madthoughts and I made with Crisco that had gone bad.

Do you believe in miracles??!?!!: You mean, like magnets and shit?

(via faithandbegorrah)

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spidersandvinegaroons:

QOTSA, “First It Giveth”

Starting this Friday right.