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Hey, remember when Brenda got hit in the chest and then found...

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:45:00 -0400

Hey, remember when Brenda got hit in the chest and then found that lump and had a cancer scare? I was a fairly stupid 9/10 year old when it aired and I thought that getting hit in the chest was somehow linked to getting cancer. Oh, youth and piss poor health classes.

Happy 9.02.10!

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:01:26 -0400

Happy 9.02.10!

Our office closed early due to the situation at Discovery. I got home just in time for the press...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:52:27 -0400

Our office closed early due to the situation at Discovery. I got home just in time for the press conference where it was reported that the suspect was shot. We’ve since learned that the suspect is dead, and no one else was injured. What a surreal day.

My office building is on lockdown because we’re across the street from Discovery HQ and...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:50:00 -0400

My office building is on lockdown because we’re across the street from Discovery HQ and there’s an armed gunman inside. 1 hostage, reports of shots fired (not sure if anyone was hit). The daycare was evacuated, as well as some employees. We’re all standing by the windows, watching it unfold. I’ve never seen so many cops in my life.

Also, the cops are taking water from the hot dog vendor’s cooler. They better leave some cash.

Oh, I shouldn’t hate. I was obsessed with NKOTB as a youngster.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:21:00 -0400

Oh, I shouldn’t hate. I was obsessed with NKOTB as a youngster.

Dear world, How did we allow this to happen? Yours in...

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:13:45 -0400

Dear world,

How did we allow this to happen?

Yours in disappointment,

kkbb

Shaq. Bieber. Dance off.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:09:00 -0400

We’ll be telling our grandkids about this one.

He’s home! And apparently fine! Hooray!

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:40:46 -0400

He’s home! And apparently fine! Hooray!

For madthoughts. Seriously, I’m sure he’s fine and...

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:27:00 -0400

For madthoughts.

Seriously, I’m sure he’s fine and it’s stress or whatever and they probably won’t even admit him and I’m going to keep posting funny stuff because if I don’t I might get upset and nobody needs to see me get all spastic and crazy so good thoughts, k?

madthoughts: Still waiting, but I have a valve now. :(

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:51:00 -0400

madthoughts:

Still waiting, but I have a valve now.

daveholmes: If Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally was so...

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:24:14 -0400

daveholmes:

If Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally was so racist, how come so many people came dressed as Apollo Creed?

Emmy reflections

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:21:00 -0400

Jimmy Fallon did a good job. I am a Jimmy apologist, yes.

I made some terrible guesses on my ballot.

The Daily What continues to remind me why I don’t follow them.

suicideblonde: bohemea: Suicideblonde & I will be...

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 19:00:41 -0400

suicideblonde:

bohemea:

Suicideblonde & I will be Liveblogging the Emmy arrivals & awards tonight. If you’re not into that sort of thing or will be watching the awards later, be warned. If you are into that sort of thing & will be watching as well, join us, won’t you? We’re very excited! Pretty ladies are already starting to arrive!

You better be watchin’! Or at least enjoyin’ all the pretty with us! Because so much pretty! And those of you who have gone through an awards show with us before know how fun it is to read along with us as we swoon, swoon, swoon…

Woo hoo! Let’s do this!

Photo

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 03:30:44 -0400

Ol’ fumy (by Matthew Field) On the set of Make It Wit Chu...

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 01:29:54 -0400

Ol’ fumy (by Matthew Field)

On the set of Make It Wit Chu by Queens of the Stone Age.

ciggy:britpoptart:dirtymagic

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 21:28:46 -0400

ciggy:britpoptart:dirtymagic

champagnecandy: Martin Luther King “I have a dream” (via...

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:05:48 -0400

champagnecandy:

Martin Luther King “I have a dream” (via superjsuh)

Suck it, Glenn Beck.

I'MMA WRITE MY OWN DAMN TUMBLR SURVEY. (Reblog! Like, if you want to and stuff.)

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:17:00 -0400

Reason for tumblr name: Liked the play on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

First thing you’d do if you switched genders/sexes for a day: Either jerk off or go out and oppress some ladies.

Emotional age: I have always been 50.

Population size, landscape, and amenities of dream city: Tumblrville, population awesome. With teleporters and hoverboards.

Tumblrs to whom you could swear you’re related: Maybe not related, but there are a few Tumblrs with whom I wish I could be besties.

Parent you would eat first if stranded in the Andes: My own parents or someone else’s?

Dream superpower - flight or invisibility: Invisibility. And then I’d fly because no one would see me steal their plane.

Cake or pie: Cake. But I wouldn’t kick a pie out of bed.

Drugs?: I have dabbled on occasion but it’s been a while.

Person (living, dead, fictional, whatever) for whom you would change your sexual orientation, if only for the one-night stand: Brody Dalle. Any time, any place.

Eat a ~~fetus~~ ~~baby~~ ~~toddler~~ seven-year-old, or release a (very definitely guilty) death row inmate: Release the inmate, then hunt him down and eat him.

Hipster tattoo, if forced to chose - finger mustache or highly visible Carl Sagan quote in multicolored Helvetica: Sagan.

Reality tv show on which you would star/compete:“Who Wants to Be Liz Lemon?”

Dream spot in which to have sex [please don’t say “vagina”] - church, Oval Office, classroom, space shuttle, whatever: On a mound of $100 bills. Newly printed, not covered in coke and blood and dirt and semen like money in circulation.

Grossest food you’ve ever eaten: A cake that madthoughts and I made with Crisco that had gone bad.

Do you believe in miracles??!?!!: You mean, like magnets and shit?

(via faithandbegorrah)

littleorphanammo: donnapirana: Oh god! They’re here!!! I was...

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:24:08 -0400

littleorphanammo:

donnapirana:

Oh god! They’re here!!!

I was considering not leaving the house this weekend because of all the assclowns coming to town but then I remembered I live on the Green/Yellow line so I’m safe.

thisbodysfabric:savvylikeyeahhh:green-blooded-hobgoblin:batmania:...

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:29:47 -0400

thisbodysfabric:savvylikeyeahhh:green-blooded-hobgoblin:batmania:

Batman sings the Batman theme song.

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